Royals in Town

Prince Charles and his wife Camilla are making a “In case you forgot how rich and important we are” tour around the country this week. Last night, the Big Apple was honored to host the royals at a luxurious gala at the Museum of Modern Art. Trump, Sting and assorted other A-listers gathered to share a scotch and a story. But, no trip by a foreign dignitary would be complete without the requisite trip to Ground Zero, where they can reflect about matters slightly more important than why Prince Harry is wearing Nazi uniforms to costume parties…Up next? The White House!